I just want to let you know up front; even if we were dating, given the opportunity, I would still do Jason Segel. So. Hard.
fun things about being a girl:
- when u fart and it comes up the front it’ll make this pbbbt sound when the noxious fart bubbles escape through your vagina folds instead of your butt cheeks
my friends and I like to call those “rolling farts”
i’m pumped to see the new hercules because i really want to see the rock sing go the distance
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