meth isnt one of them.

I just want to let you know up front; even if we were dating, given the opportunity, I would still do Jason Segel. So. Hard.

kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

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believed:

fun things about being a girl:

  • when u fart and it comes up the front it’ll make this pbbbt sound when the noxious fart bubbles escape through your vagina folds instead of your butt cheeks

my friends and I like to call those “rolling farts”

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Reblogged from idontknowhowtobemean  Source believed

We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to black

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

marsneedswomen:

My favourite moment from an animated show

Watch this high it’s incredible

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Bill Hicks

Tagged #brent  

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beepbeepdaddad:

i’m pumped to see the new hercules because i really want to see the rock sing go the distance

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leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

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Mark Ruffalo: The Fangirl

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Natasha Lyonne

Posted 1 day ago by laundrysmells
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Life in general is pretty minimizing because you have a lot of big ideas and you have to battle the mistaken delusions and instability that come with youth. And then watching that just wither away as you become more of a realist is a harrowing experience for any human being. I just think you gotta have a good fucking attitude.

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Reblogged from idontknowhowtobemean  Source queenrafferty

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Reblogged from idontknowhowtobemean  Source disneydailly



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