meth isnt one of them.

I just want to let you know up front; even if we were dating, given the opportunity, I would still do Jason Segel. So. Hard.

guys its on sale rn for $95.95.

Posted 2 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from kashlocs  Source 250px

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

Posted 2 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from thefuuuucomics  Source neptunain

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

Posted 2 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from laugh-until-you-drop  Source 2dcc

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

Posted 2 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from thehilariousblog  Source goldicrocs

assbut-and-cumberbooty:

talk dirty to me

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

Posted 2 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from angvish  Source nakedly

myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

Posted 2 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from laughterrulesmylife  Source sav4gez

Posted 2 days ago by laundrysmells
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lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

Posted 2 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from laughterrulesmylife  Source heathledgers

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

because the first option has the “f” word in it

Posted 2 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from laughterrulesmylife  Source felixdawkins23

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Reblogged from bryanpaul  Source these-teen-quotes

Posted 3 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from everythingwaltdisney  Source veryfirstdays

humansofnewyork:

"This is getting too personal."

humansofnewyork:

"This is getting too personal."

Posted 3 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from humansofnewyork  

togifs:

[video]

Posted 3 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from togifs  Source gifak-net

mystiqueetoile:

She’s in the mirror like “what up beautiful, I’m so happy to see you!”

mystiqueetoile:

She’s in the mirror like “what up beautiful, I’m so happy to see you!”

Posted 3 days ago by laundrysmells
Reblogged from heyfunniest  Source likeneelyohara



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